tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28859013141485099342024-03-05T06:30:11.984-08:00Funny New Year ResolutionsFunny New Year Resolutions - Funny New Year JokesUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2885901314148509934.post-67507485273809959532007-12-23T05:34:00.001-08:002007-12-23T05:35:26.618-08:001. I will start drinking less beer<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEga7_bDLlAMZe6VG_10W00S-j_Fk_jbrMwDxePlJubvJz-ULXN_Kxe9q8tAEeH28iBerbVqPx8oIr0Fm8ygAivZEDtdYM69Rd57PZ4C4EagWBe7u_0RFqjuB2bW8mcIve8PiiPR460pelb_/s1600-h/drunk.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5147161475480146994" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEga7_bDLlAMZe6VG_10W00S-j_Fk_jbrMwDxePlJubvJz-ULXN_Kxe9q8tAEeH28iBerbVqPx8oIr0Fm8ygAivZEDtdYM69Rd57PZ4C4EagWBe7u_0RFqjuB2bW8mcIve8PiiPR460pelb_/s320/drunk.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2885901314148509934.post-50108540609711227042007-12-22T18:22:00.000-08:002007-12-22T18:23:30.309-08:002. I will stop buying useless stuff<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjzEkSZMkDjGN8qOAIOpWYEZ69Gqd7jqMBsSdGjScblQQeIZpDFmNxCyr6rH4MUSWTWtbwhHzlI9zmOXDCYvW6ATfkB2DeEzfENgFqdus2G6A3imh8_xNC0tQ7PLm1haJMChG6_tTmlEOf/s1600-h/dvd.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5146988315283674146" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjzEkSZMkDjGN8qOAIOpWYEZ69Gqd7jqMBsSdGjScblQQeIZpDFmNxCyr6rH4MUSWTWtbwhHzlI9zmOXDCYvW6ATfkB2DeEzfENgFqdus2G6A3imh8_xNC0tQ7PLm1haJMChG6_tTmlEOf/s320/dvd.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2885901314148509934.post-42059503786976090432007-12-22T17:47:00.000-08:002007-12-22T17:54:46.473-08:003. I will try to drive more carefully<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjaYJUJ1vHaMEtQ07Yt70qKgIJN86ng_Krxy_gc9uUAxVVkl7pk3vLArPsYqLtNCzMIasNjLQg4M2K3cVZajNpKpDHXI86N_TIkDkq4C1aAU_oiX0p8uGPHp9wXIgDINS9gXhfjhlfzUb8l/s1600-h/car.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5146980846335546386" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjaYJUJ1vHaMEtQ07Yt70qKgIJN86ng_Krxy_gc9uUAxVVkl7pk3vLArPsYqLtNCzMIasNjLQg4M2K3cVZajNpKpDHXI86N_TIkDkq4C1aAU_oiX0p8uGPHp9wXIgDINS9gXhfjhlfzUb8l/s320/car.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2885901314148509934.post-85261961097773884832007-12-22T16:58:00.000-08:002007-12-22T17:29:22.229-08:004. I will treat my wife better<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUit_IgppHTQbPBkgX5Llolm8KVRJF8VwiX13lm0RpGPq0BDJZPHXQ58SbNhPDYZ8zs4Qh6cO_SOO1rBWLB-u96tIslarI1CHIxN4jeGfvOA1rUID9h4hjdr8FU9tTaGwvVdA_8wuNJ-Aj/s1600-h/tookthewifeshoppingbmp3bc.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5146974360934929410" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUit_IgppHTQbPBkgX5Llolm8KVRJF8VwiX13lm0RpGPq0BDJZPHXQ58SbNhPDYZ8zs4Qh6cO_SOO1rBWLB-u96tIslarI1CHIxN4jeGfvOA1rUID9h4hjdr8FU9tTaGwvVdA_8wuNJ-Aj/s320/tookthewifeshoppingbmp3bc.bmp" border="0" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2885901314148509934.post-54583477580482086062007-12-22T16:39:00.000-08:002007-12-23T15:28:55.712-08:005. I promise to be nice to my dog<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglc_alXDYM_vbxjuEvpHhcHxJOGkiY_fruOWveQL3R0hK2kRAWh3SomxQOP7TiTTB74pUzdRcQlaAWaXnLDzKDXRwinLlNFzjhA4hj4PDahbosHzvn36K9LgLENSpVDtE6_XVu4oHyJhSW/s1600-h/ohshit2.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5146961780975719394" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglc_alXDYM_vbxjuEvpHhcHxJOGkiY_fruOWveQL3R0hK2kRAWh3SomxQOP7TiTTB74pUzdRcQlaAWaXnLDzKDXRwinLlNFzjhA4hj4PDahbosHzvn36K9LgLENSpVDtE6_XVu4oHyJhSW/s320/ohshit2.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2885901314148509934.post-21745452893921777262007-12-22T16:21:00.001-08:002007-12-22T16:23:15.756-08:006. I will no longer interfere a game<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiYeNlLOfNA_Y5qFqYCGvhAEdTNXr2pXKz_tV-UTGXA-1t2BWxFNnURRM5J5055CwPQriDPeOIsJWIHG_JTpGq-hLkAS2lXf9RSUmdXIFJ_FVGHxwRcEwM60BKyjHx4oRQxR_9KZNRL_Sp0/s1600-h/outfielderPunch.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5146957116641235922" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiYeNlLOfNA_Y5qFqYCGvhAEdTNXr2pXKz_tV-UTGXA-1t2BWxFNnURRM5J5055CwPQriDPeOIsJWIHG_JTpGq-hLkAS2lXf9RSUmdXIFJ_FVGHxwRcEwM60BKyjHx4oRQxR_9KZNRL_Sp0/s320/outfielderPunch.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2885901314148509934.post-38002025318453140032007-12-22T15:50:00.000-08:002007-12-22T19:26:45.778-08:007. I will buy a motorcycle for once and for all<p align="left"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLYuLQL99BoG4l_zisJjKjVZRqsTJuVobtCoEJPC62K-RdUikCdFSMQmYZvOb7ZR5KySbVuShm8aK-PAQ7Jau_BmpxESbjq0_Vd8GrgvNKFTUuKpX0RG82nfeNhlPSEPw7dOWi1SspOt1R/s1600-h/2bike0xz.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5146952594040673218" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLYuLQL99BoG4l_zisJjKjVZRqsTJuVobtCoEJPC62K-RdUikCdFSMQmYZvOb7ZR5KySbVuShm8aK-PAQ7Jau_BmpxESbjq0_Vd8GrgvNKFTUuKpX0RG82nfeNhlPSEPw7dOWi1SspOt1R/s320/2bike0xz.jpg" border="0" /></a></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4