<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2885901314148509934</id><updated>2011-11-27T16:00:19.500-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Funny New Year Resolutions</title><subtitle type='html'>Funny New Year Resolutions - Funny New Year Jokes</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funny-new-year-resolutions.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2885901314148509934/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funny-new-year-resolutions.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>David</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_M_M3uQQ42FA/R5-1lT-fXaI/AAAAAAAAAfg/-4fTQzg8vr8/S220/2269119.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>7</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2885901314148509934.post-6750748527380995953</id><published>2007-12-23T05:34:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2007-12-23T05:35:26.618-08:00</updated><title type='text'>1. I will start drinking less beer</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_M_M3uQQ42FA/R25kF1OR1DI/AAAAAAAAAOY/Z3aVX362i_o/s1600-h/drunk.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5147161475480146994" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_M_M3uQQ42FA/R25kF1OR1DI/AAAAAAAAAOY/Z3aVX362i_o/s320/drunk.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2885901314148509934-6750748527380995953?l=funny-new-year-resolutions.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funny-new-year-resolutions.blogspot.com/feeds/6750748527380995953/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2885901314148509934&amp;postID=6750748527380995953' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2885901314148509934/posts/default/6750748527380995953'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2885901314148509934/posts/default/6750748527380995953'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funny-new-year-resolutions.blogspot.com/2007/12/1-i-will-start-drinking-less-beer.html' title='1. I will start drinking less beer'/><author><name>David</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_M_M3uQQ42FA/R5-1lT-fXaI/AAAAAAAAAfg/-4fTQzg8vr8/S220/2269119.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_M_M3uQQ42FA/R25kF1OR1DI/AAAAAAAAAOY/Z3aVX362i_o/s72-c/drunk.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2885901314148509934.post-5010854060971122704</id><published>2007-12-22T18:22:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-12-22T18:23:30.309-08:00</updated><title type='text'>2. I will stop buying useless stuff</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_M_M3uQQ42FA/R23GmlOR1CI/AAAAAAAAAOQ/hSEwa1yQOgY/s1600-h/dvd.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5146988315283674146" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_M_M3uQQ42FA/R23GmlOR1CI/AAAAAAAAAOQ/hSEwa1yQOgY/s320/dvd.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2885901314148509934-5010854060971122704?l=funny-new-year-resolutions.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funny-new-year-resolutions.blogspot.com/feeds/5010854060971122704/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2885901314148509934&amp;postID=5010854060971122704' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2885901314148509934/posts/default/5010854060971122704'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2885901314148509934/posts/default/5010854060971122704'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funny-new-year-resolutions.blogspot.com/2007/12/2-i-will-stop-buying-useless-stuff.html' title='2. I will stop buying useless stuff'/><author><name>David</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_M_M3uQQ42FA/R5-1lT-fXaI/AAAAAAAAAfg/-4fTQzg8vr8/S220/2269119.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_M_M3uQQ42FA/R23GmlOR1CI/AAAAAAAAAOQ/hSEwa1yQOgY/s72-c/dvd.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2885901314148509934.post-4205950378697609043</id><published>2007-12-22T17:47:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-12-22T17:54:46.473-08:00</updated><title type='text'>3. I will try to drive more carefully</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_M_M3uQQ42FA/R22_z1OR1BI/AAAAAAAAAOI/dqQpPMJDd1o/s1600-h/car.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5146980846335546386" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_M_M3uQQ42FA/R22_z1OR1BI/AAAAAAAAAOI/dqQpPMJDd1o/s320/car.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2885901314148509934-4205950378697609043?l=funny-new-year-resolutions.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funny-new-year-resolutions.blogspot.com/feeds/4205950378697609043/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2885901314148509934&amp;postID=4205950378697609043' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2885901314148509934/posts/default/4205950378697609043'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2885901314148509934/posts/default/4205950378697609043'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funny-new-year-resolutions.blogspot.com/2007/12/i-will-try-to-drive-more-carefully.html' title='3. I will try to drive more carefully'/><author><name>David</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_M_M3uQQ42FA/R5-1lT-fXaI/AAAAAAAAAfg/-4fTQzg8vr8/S220/2269119.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_M_M3uQQ42FA/R22_z1OR1BI/AAAAAAAAAOI/dqQpPMJDd1o/s72-c/car.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2885901314148509934.post-8526196109777388483</id><published>2007-12-22T16:58:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-12-22T17:29:22.229-08:00</updated><title type='text'>4. I will treat my wife better</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_M_M3uQQ42FA/R2256VOR1AI/AAAAAAAAAOA/FcuwavqdnSs/s1600-h/tookthewifeshoppingbmp3bc.bmp"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5146974360934929410" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_M_M3uQQ42FA/R2256VOR1AI/AAAAAAAAAOA/FcuwavqdnSs/s320/tookthewifeshoppingbmp3bc.bmp" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2885901314148509934-8526196109777388483?l=funny-new-year-resolutions.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funny-new-year-resolutions.blogspot.com/feeds/8526196109777388483/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2885901314148509934&amp;postID=8526196109777388483' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2885901314148509934/posts/default/8526196109777388483'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2885901314148509934/posts/default/8526196109777388483'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funny-new-year-resolutions.blogspot.com/2007/12/4-i-will-treat-my-wife-better.html' title='4. I will treat my wife better'/><author><name>David</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_M_M3uQQ42FA/R5-1lT-fXaI/AAAAAAAAAfg/-4fTQzg8vr8/S220/2269119.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_M_M3uQQ42FA/R2256VOR1AI/AAAAAAAAAOA/FcuwavqdnSs/s72-c/tookthewifeshoppingbmp3bc.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2885901314148509934.post-5458347758048208606</id><published>2007-12-22T16:39:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-12-23T15:28:55.712-08:00</updated><title type='text'>5. I promise to be nice to my dog</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_M_M3uQQ42FA/R22ueFOR0-I/AAAAAAAAANw/ja9uo3JbaaE/s1600-h/ohshit2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5146961780975719394" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_M_M3uQQ42FA/R22ueFOR0-I/AAAAAAAAANw/ja9uo3JbaaE/s320/ohshit2.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2885901314148509934-5458347758048208606?l=funny-new-year-resolutions.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funny-new-year-resolutions.blogspot.com/feeds/5458347758048208606/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2885901314148509934&amp;postID=5458347758048208606' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2885901314148509934/posts/default/5458347758048208606'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2885901314148509934/posts/default/5458347758048208606'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funny-new-year-resolutions.blogspot.com/2007/12/5-i-promise-to-be-nicer-to-my-dog.html' title='5. I promise to be nice to my dog'/><author><name>David</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_M_M3uQQ42FA/R5-1lT-fXaI/AAAAAAAAAfg/-4fTQzg8vr8/S220/2269119.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_M_M3uQQ42FA/R22ueFOR0-I/AAAAAAAAANw/ja9uo3JbaaE/s72-c/ohshit2.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2885901314148509934.post-2174545289392177726</id><published>2007-12-22T16:21:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2007-12-22T16:23:15.756-08:00</updated><title type='text'>6. I will no longer interfere a game</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_M_M3uQQ42FA/R22qOlOR09I/AAAAAAAAANo/AdC_sHLBGGs/s1600-h/outfielderPunch.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5146957116641235922" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_M_M3uQQ42FA/R22qOlOR09I/AAAAAAAAANo/AdC_sHLBGGs/s320/outfielderPunch.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2885901314148509934-2174545289392177726?l=funny-new-year-resolutions.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funny-new-year-resolutions.blogspot.com/feeds/2174545289392177726/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2885901314148509934&amp;postID=2174545289392177726' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2885901314148509934/posts/default/2174545289392177726'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2885901314148509934/posts/default/2174545289392177726'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funny-new-year-resolutions.blogspot.com/2007/12/2-i-will-no-longer-interfere-game.html' title='6. I will no longer interfere a game'/><author><name>David</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_M_M3uQQ42FA/R5-1lT-fXaI/AAAAAAAAAfg/-4fTQzg8vr8/S220/2269119.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_M_M3uQQ42FA/R22qOlOR09I/AAAAAAAAANo/AdC_sHLBGGs/s72-c/outfielderPunch.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2885901314148509934.post-3800202531845314003</id><published>2007-12-22T15:50:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-12-22T19:26:45.778-08:00</updated><title type='text'>7. I will buy a motorcycle for once and for all</title><content type='html'>&lt;p align="left"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_M_M3uQQ42FA/R22mHVOR08I/AAAAAAAAANg/HY2P9OiLrGM/s1600-h/2bike0xz.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5146952594040673218" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_M_M3uQQ42FA/R22mHVOR08I/AAAAAAAAANg/HY2P9OiLrGM/s320/2bike0xz.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2885901314148509934-3800202531845314003?l=funny-new-year-resolutions.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funny-new-year-resolutions.blogspot.com/feeds/3800202531845314003/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2885901314148509934&amp;postID=3800202531845314003' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2885901314148509934/posts/default/3800202531845314003'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2885901314148509934/posts/default/3800202531845314003'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funny-new-year-resolutions.blogspot.com/2007/12/top-7-funny-new-year-resolutions.html' title='7. I will buy a motorcycle for once and for all'/><author><name>David</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_M_M3uQQ42FA/R5-1lT-fXaI/AAAAAAAAAfg/-4fTQzg8vr8/S220/2269119.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_M_M3uQQ42FA/R22mHVOR08I/AAAAAAAAANg/HY2P9OiLrGM/s72-c/2bike0xz.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry></feed>
